Wife - the letters stand for Worries Inherited For Ever.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
Have you heard of a new gadget that does all the household work for a woman? It's called a husband.
During a quarrel, the husband pointed a donkey out to his wife and said, "There goes your relative." The wife replied, "Yes, by marriage."
Two men met - one said, "My wife is an angel." The other man replied, "You're lucky; mine is still alive."
During a heated argument between a husband and wife, the husband shouted, "You talk like an idiot." The wife replied, "I have to, so that you can understand me."
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