Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert comic strip, asked visitors to his website to describe their job in one sentence. Here are some of our favourite responses:
My job is to...
> Enjoy that stupid people stay in the gene pool. -Lifeguard-
> Spend most of the day looking out the window. - Pilot-
> Bring a little rain into the lives of flood victims. - Government Dept Collector-
> Run away and call the police. - Security Guard-
> Copy and paste things on the internet. - Student-
> Talk in other people's sleep. - University Professor-
Reader's Digest, April 2010
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